Moody

I woke up this morning throwing up while my staples and stitches all down my stomach stretched and pulled like a tug-o-war. It hurt real good, and then I did it again. That put me in a bad mood, and I haven't been able to get my enthusiasm up all day. The thought of future feasts is my driving force to get me through the day. The nurse discovered that I have a huge bloody bed sore on my boney, buttless booty.

But that doesn't matter. Why? Because I've got Tears for Fears. I imagine the awesome slow motion scene from Donnie Darko when "Head over Heels" is loud and proud, and I want to be there in October of '88. Here's to Tears for Fears! I love that band...

In better news today, I got out of the hospital bed by myself and walked around for a while. I'm surprised how much muscle I lost and how fast! It's definitely going to take me a while to recoup completely.

Tommy just left so I had the nurse give me some extra good juice. Sleepy time.

Tyler

This is a blog, and my name is Tyler... A.K.A. Nocolonine

Hello all,

I decided to start a blog while I'm bored here at the hospital. For all of those who don't know, I've been in the hospital for almost 4 weeks now with a IBD - either ulcerative colitis or chrohn's. I should find out which disease within a couple of days after they finish testing on my large intestine which was entirely removed 2 days ago. I'm crossing my fingers for ulcerative colitis because that would mean an end to this whole drama seeing as u.c. only effects the colon. Either way, it's nice to be rid of that backstabbing colon! And I treated it so well...

Anyways, I have no muscles in my legs for the time being, and my workout for the day is sitting up in a chair. My diet status has been increased from clear liquids for the last 10 days to FULL liquids. Yes, that means come join me for hot chocolate!!!

Well, this is short but sweet. I just wanted to start a blog, because that's the hardest part... getting started.

-Nocolonine (Short for No Colon in '09)